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Why It's fun to be me.
December 18, 2003
Well, I mean there are lots and lots of reasons. But my favorite reason for today is because I got to actually say "...please stop using Elvis as a weapon" out loud and in proper context. I think everyone should get an opportunity to hear themselves say absolutely absurd things on a regular basis. It makes life so much more interesting.
By the way, Elvis has been banished to the top of the fridge, where he can no longer be used to strike big brothers repeatedly at the whim of a certain baby brother.
Of course, the other toy currently at the top of the fridge is the foam rubber sword that Monk decided would be fun to throw at us. Hard. Even after I told him he needed to stop. (He was practicing his sword throwing - going for accuracy.)
I hope that Elvis doesn't realize that he has every right to be really pissed off that he has been abandoned up there (totally naked, aside from the underwear that has been molded into his plasticine body) seeing as he has access to a weapon and all.
OK, I think it really is time for me to go to sleep. Hahahhaahaha.
But remember, folks...DON'T use Elvis as a weapon, and DON'T use your penis as a gun.
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