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Missing Bob Edwards.
May 5, 2004
I actually had to hit the road while Morning Edition was still on this morning. I haven't listened since before they gave Mr. Edwards the ax, and I guess I was shocked by his absence into remembering that last night I dreamed that Bob Edwards was my lover, and I kept making him say "I'm Bob Edwards" before we fucked.
Um, I think that's a pretty good peek into what it's like to have sex with me...
UPDATE: J sent me this response after reading this post:
You know I love you, but I'm really not sure if I can pull this one off.
awww...I wonder if I should even bother telling him about my Noam Chomsky/Howard Zinn 3-way fantasies.
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That is so fucking hilarious. OMG!! OMG!! I can't even CAP OMG enough!!
I've been laughing OUT LOUD about it (spontaneously, in public) since I remembered it.
The fact that this got linked to by Current gives us both an insight into the quality of peer review on the Internet (not that this post hasn't helped me Be More as a person), as well as a nice juxtaposition of the broadcast world's working vocabulary and the Internets'. (Not that Current has shied away from printing "obscene" words, but the varous "fucks" on this page would be quite pricey if broadcast.) Good work! :)