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Meme, adult style

August 22, 2006

via Goddess Musings

The "Older People" Survey (Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)

Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?

'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'

Here are some questions for the people who are a little ... Okay,
okay... OLD FOLKS like us......

1. What bill do you hate paying the most?

Mortgage. Fucking fuckwads.

2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?

My house.

3. Last time you puked from drinking?

Never (I thought this was the adult meme)

4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?

Um. I have never been that drunk.

5. Name of your first grade teacher?

Damnit! I can't remember! Oh, yeah...Mrs. Foote.

6. What do you really want to be doing right now?

I can't think of anything I would rather be doing right now. And I do not even think that is pitiful.

7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?

A veterinarian, a world traveler, a writer.

8. How many colleges did you attend?

Zero. Well, community college. Does that even count? Also, the school of life.

9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?

It doesn't have sleeves.

10. GAS PRICES! First thought?

Panic. And I wish my life allowed for more use of public transportation.

11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...

Chicago.

12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?

I don't need no steenking alarm.

13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?

I was thinking about work. Something I needed to do...and I thought about getting out of bed and jotting it down, but then I thought "Nah...I'll remember in the morning." And now I can't remember.

14. Favorite style of underwear?

Boy shorts.

15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite/same sex?

Boxer Briefs.

16. What errand/chore do you despise?

Paying bills.

17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?

Nah. I might volunteer doing advocacy work for children, though.

18. Get up early or sleep in?

Depends on my mood. I can go either way.

19. What is your favorite cartoon character?

It's not really a CARTOON, but that penguin character in The Wrong Trousers cracks me right up.

20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?

Listening to music

21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
Um. Heh. I can't think of a one.

WHAT HAPPENED TO 22 and 23?

You couldn't think of enough questions? (Educand's comment...too perfect to delete.)

24. Your favorite lunch meat?
Well, I really like southern fried tofu from Wheatsville

25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
I have never been in Costco

26. Beach or lake?
yes, please!

27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?

It is an outdated ritual, but sadly still somewhat necessary. More as a means of tactical/logistical support than anything having to do with love or romance. Blah.

28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?

Anyone I once knew.

29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
mindlessly clicking around on the internet, and having endless chat conversations

30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
Um. I'm not proud. I love biker flicks.

31. What's your drink?
Pomegranate Italian Soda.

32. Cowboys or Indians?

Um, racist question! (stolen from Roni!)

33. Cops or Robbers?

Robin Hood (also stolen from Roni!)

34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
If he's cute. Sure.

35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
hahahaha. hm. I wish I knew enough about Hollywood stars to say something clever and witty here. But, no.

36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
I have no clue. What is this "Lost" you speak of?

37. What do you want when you are sick?
My bed. With fresh sheets. And lavender. And for someone to whisk the chidren away.

38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
Jenny Almblad, Tom Prather

39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
NPR (KUT)

42. Norm or Cliff?
Woody.

43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?

Simpsons

44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?

Hm. Getting involved with the asshole in the first place?

45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?

Nobody sits directly across from me at work.

46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?

I can't even imagine someone I would kill...whether I would get away with it or not.

47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Nick Cave

48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
Er. Nick Cave? All of the members of The Dirty Three?

49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
No.

50. Last book you read for real?

Currently reading _Soledad Brother_

51. Do you have a teddy bear?
Just my kiddos.

52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
I got nothing.

53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
To see the Sequioas.

54. Number of texts in a day?
On average? None.

55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
Relationship...but they are both pretty low on my list of priorities. I'm fairly happy with things as they are.

56. Do you go to church?
I would like to go back to the UU church, but my demon child bursts into flames when we enter the doors. hahahaha

57. Pencil or pen?
Pen. Well, it depends. If I am writing on a hard surface, I prefer pencil. Otherwise, pen. Sharpie marker!

58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?

whatever

59. How many jobs have you had?
Lemme think...Market research, Kinko's, telemarketing, another copy place, Kinko's again (various positions held) my current job, some freelance design work, some freelance training work, some freelance curriculum design work. Let's call it 5-6 jobs.

60. What do you want to achieve in life?
Inner peace radiating outwards. Or, to quote cheesy punk rock lyrics from the 80's "Strive to survive causing the least suffering possible."

Posted at August 22, 2006 9:08 AM

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