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Argument Haiku
March 18, 2007
I just had the BEST idea while I was out there hanging laundry (yes, ladies and gentlemen, I did ANOTHER four lines today. That's 8 (I just tried to capitalized "8") count them EIGHT, lines of laundry in two days. Now I gotta fold that shit!). Here is my idea...you ready?
ARGUMENT HAIKU.
Think about it...the next time you get into an argument, why not argue IN HAIKU. You have to stop before everything you say and create the 5-7-5 flow...and not only that, but you have to say something naturey! If you still manage anger through that, then at least you will baffle, amuse, and/or irritate your fightmate - any one of which might create a less volatile situation in which to argue!
I would give an example of argument haiku, but lately all of my arguments have been about stuff like "clash vs. sex pistols" hahahaha...and I am not sure that would make good haiku. Lemme see...
"overrated tripe,"
you say? Let me tell YOU, sir...
...an earthworm tunnels.
hahahaha.
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Comments
Heh! I can guarantee I'd never argue again - my brain doesn't work that fast.
when people our age
talk about "doing some lines"
it's hanging laundry
ALMOST haiku. ;)
On a debate forum I used to hang around at there was one regular who always posted in rhymes. Annoyed the heck out of everyone on the opposite side of him politically. A neat little tactic, I thought, since most people aren't clever enough to copy it.